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Welcome to Brian James Rational Poet’s poetry blog
Welcome to my poetry blog. I love reading Plath and Sexton and Dickenson and Maya. But to me, the best poets I have read are the unknows. The giants are great for sure, but the friends and locals and groups are a joy to participate in. I encourage everyone who writes poetry to be themselves. It is ok to have influences, but you should always in the end be yourself. There is only one them, and only one you.
Let words be your canvas, show them the raw you, in all your happiness and sadness. Show them your love of nature, and empathy and kindness, but also make them think, provoke, even blaspheme. The poet’s job to me, is to never be shy or timid, but use every word in your vocabulary to paint the best pictures you can. Paint your sunrises, your sunsets, your romance, your fears. Paint your insecurities, your addictions, your successes, your tears.
This blog is dedicated to my late mother Jane. She was my biggest supporter and never let me fall through the cracks. While she was a bit of an authoritarian growing up, that all melted away in her late years, and we grew as close as any parent child could. We had so much fun with our silly car games and rubber duckies, and counting the trees. And our wordplay games, and our thumb wrestling. And forget Yahtzee and backgammon, she always kicked my…… at that. I love you mom. I miss you horribly.
And also my late best friend ever, Bob. He unfortunately passed away in 2017. He lived in Australia, he was a science geek, and he taught me a lot about debate, and some science. I can only grasp overall concepts, not real nitty gritty details. But he most importantly made me feel comfortable in my own skin. I miss you too Bob.
Then there is this annoying guy from Okleeee homa, who says “tators”, and “videeeaaaa” instead of “video”. And don’t get John started on banjos. He is my best friend and he is always there for me, and I love that redneck.
And also Dwayne, Stacey and Vicki. You saved my life all of you. Thank you.
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A Special thanks to Brian Sapient of Rational Responders http://www.rationalresponders.com for hosting my poetry thread for so long. Thank you.
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Now, everyone, grab your popcorn, glass of wine, and watch me make a fool of myself. Enjoy.
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I only have two Twitter/X accounts. Twitter has now changed it’s name to “X”. So all poetry in this site referencing Twitter is also including the new name “X”.
“RationalPoet@brianrrs37”
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“Brian@rationalpoet37”
I have also joined Facebook/META poetry group “Facebook Poetry Society” Under “Brian James Rational Poet”
Also I just joined http://www.allpoetry.com under the user name “RationalPoet37”THERE ARE MORE PAGES. WHEN YOU GET TO THE BOTTOM OF EACH PAGE, in mice print….. It says “Next Page”. <—-CLICK ON THAT.
NEW EDIT………
A special thanks to Zaylen of “Okay Atheists” on the Discord app, for allowing me to guest host this poetry reading available on their YouTube channel originally aired 5/22/23. Here is the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_ikCkc7lWEIf you want to leave a comment to any poem, click on the BOLD title of the poem first, scroll to the bottom of the poem, and you should see a field to leave the comment in.
UPDATE EDIT AS OF 11/13/2024. I have a new account at Bluesky Soical under the handle @rationalpoet37.bsky.social . -
Occupied
Occupied, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @brianrrs37 on Twitter)
Operation Kittylord
Has commenced
They have landed
On the beaches of my bed
Scaled the side of it
With their claws
No hesitation at all
Kelly has parked herself
On top of me, asleep
Anneplath is at flank
To my left in a pillbox
Of sorts, holding down the fort
Both in slumber
After a busy morning
Of paw to paw combat
Morning MREs
Stuffing their bellies
They joined the marines
And without a fatality
They are in reality
My wonderful army. -
What is “Bliss”?
What is “Bliss”? By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @brianrrs37 on Twitter)
The poet observes
Others meander
And make the motions
Of life
Estranged
To deep thought
I sometimes envy
Their oblivious nature
Happy in the moment
But then write
Knowing they don’t
And I am happy I can.
(end)I sometimes get depressed thinking about the state of the world, the anger, the hate, the wars. And like others, see people going about their days, doing what humans do, and many times observe happiness and laughing and joy in mundane things, and envy their being in the moment. But how many people take the time write about their pain in poetry, the beauty they observe in nature in their poetry? I may not always get lost in the moment, but I am at least glad that I can write poetry.
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My two puddy monsters.
My two kittens just had their first trip to the vet. Turns out Anneplath is a boy. But Kelly is a girl. So I have a brother and sister pair. The irony is that Kelly is bigger and is the alpha between the two. Anneplath is more mellow. But they are in good health in any case.
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My Life Is On Paws
My Life Is On Paws, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @brianrrs37)
Oh what a species we are
In our blustery pontification
Saber rattling, inane prattling
Nothing to me is more comforting
Than to have something centimeters long
Smaller than a tennis ball
Climb then crouch and crawl
Onto my bed circle around
My chest, and curl up into a ball
And not just one but two
What am I going to do
Frolic in this stadium
It has to be from their view
Chasing their tails, playing
With the fluffy feathers
On the end of the string
I bounce them from the stick
They end up doing backflips
And when they get tired of it
They sit on my chest
I try to do my bestNot to laugh so hard
I bounce them around
They meow that cute little sound
And after we all calm down
I put on a YouTube video
And just wouldn’t you know
They look intently at the screen
They’re trying to figure out
Where the others are hanging out
I even dart my mouse
On the screen they try to pounce
Each barely a few of an ounce
I know what life is about
It is these two little furballs
Who have put my life on paws.
(end)My kittens are a handful, and 100% worth it.
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Stagnant
Stagnant, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @brianrrs37 on Twitter)
Video stuck on pause
Remote thoughts unreachable
Inspiration elusive
Ink well dry
Keyboard paralyzed
Imagery stagnant
Butterscotch
In the crystal bowl
Stale, left next to
The summer window
Dust that collects
On the desk
Words in the shadows
Drop cloths on the furniture
I couldn’t be any further
From coming up
With something new
The falling earth
Around the sun
Cares not of my
Writers block
It will tick tock
My words are locked
In the prison
I have no vision
I am waiting and waiting
Wanting and wanting
For the words to flow again. -
You Think I’m Being Mean?
You Think I’m Being Mean, By Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @brianrrs37 on Twitter)
Your gaslighting
Is mastery
When I destroy
Your mythology
Suddenly you go from bully
To “please don’t pick on me”
Ever so the narcissist
You think it is about you
When the reality is
I reject all the claims
Of humanity, in that of
Claims of all deities
You start off
Acting kind
With your pleasantries
You try
To confound me
With mysteries
Which I see
Really as your
Insecurities
Believing
In such
Absurdities
In ancient language
Long since dead
Somehow still
It’s stuck in your head
From the age of toddler
Thus you’ve been fed
You never had
Much of a chance
Your brain a sponge
They filled it with
Pretty farm animals
And big giant boats
They glossed it over
Hid the horrible notes
Of infanticide, genocide
Females as prizes
The bounty of wars
Concubine and chattel
Treated like cattle
Oh and Saul/Paul
It’s the same guy
It is in
The same book
That I didn’t writeDavid wanted
Himself a wife
He went to Saul
Asked what was the price
He wanted his daughter
To make him his wife
Saul told him
“This would be nice
100 Philistine foreskins
Shall be the price
For my daughter’s dowery
To make her your wife”
And this is just one
Of many horrors
In that convoluted
Book belabored
Kids mauled by bears
Egyptian first born too
Slaughtered
To please you
Oh mighty God
I’m being mean?
It would so seem
That humans you thus deem
To be mere toys
Lab rats, props
In your vile
Violent play
Where those
Who don’t obey
Are beaten
In genocidal manor
And kids collateral damage
This is the book
You want me to follow
This is the god to which
You want me to grovel
This vengeful beast
Who does not seem
To take criticism well
He smashes his toys
And burns them all in hell.
I am not being mean
To call a myth a myth
A lie I lie
I am not being mean
If I suggest you try
To think for yourself
On reason to rely
Its a much better path
For to look at life
With out a bribe
Without a threat
Without any fear
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I am not being mean by pointing out to believers, that while I know they find comfort in that book, they are very convenient in skipping over the not so pretty parts, like infanticide, genocide, child abuse, incest, and human flesh as a dowery for payment for a female.
Would anyone find comfort in Santa if Santa said, ” Rudolph, you can be the lead deer, but for you go get that position, you have to cut the balls off 100 Hindus. <——- Total nonsense meaningless example right?
But why are people getting upset at me for something I was not around to write. Saul/Paul is just one example. Killing off the Egyptian firstborn, mauling kids using bears. Forcing the rape victim to marry their rapist. There are countless examples of this God character in the bible who is cruel, brutally cruel, even to his most innocent and loyal followers. Job is another example.But the two biggest acts this God commits are the global genocide of the flood, and the global genocide of the end times. And in both of these examples there would have to have been innocent pregnant women, babies, toddlers, teens and even adults, whose only crime was not belonging to the correct god club.
How am I being mean by suggesting someone can do better than what amounts to an old book of tribalism that is used to justify feeling superior to others?
I would suggest that the real cruelty is perpetuating old mythology which is stagnant and does not allow thoughts to change and especially morality to change. -
I hate to say it.
I hate to say it, but these two little buggers, snots, thing one and thing two, frick and frack, these guys are making me so happy. But they are also distracting me to the point where I cannot write poetry. I don’t feel sorry for myself in the least, but it is annoying I cant focus and haven’t been inspired for days. I still love them, and most certainly am going to keep them. They are too lovable and adorable. But damn it, I want to write some poetry.
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Don’t Make Any Plans
Don’t Make Any Plans, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet On FB/META and @brianrrs37 on Twitter)
Want to go to the louvre
Forget going out for hors d’oeuvres
Your life is not yours
Don’t ask me
To write any prose
Because who knows
What these little paws
Are going to be up to
Bouncing off the walls
Slam tackling NFL sacks
Forget getting up for
Midnight snacks
For if they’re sleeping
I cannot be moving
For I won’t be disturbing
These little buttons
With their furry mittens
They’re are not kittens
I am their minion
Their slave, their obedient
Servant
So sorry Silvia
I want to finish
The Bell Jar
But these two felines
Won’t let me get that far
I can’t take my eyes off them
They get themselves in trouble
When they are not sleeping
They are pro wrestling
Each other, and I am the reff
Fur up to my neck
But they are tiny specks
Attacking my feet in socks
I can’t tell them to knock it off
Their playfulness is the cost
In complete control over me
That wasn’t the plan at all
My pleasant downfall
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I promise I will write some more new serious stuff at some point. But right now these little furry Higgs Boson particles are a handful and taking all of my attention right now.
When they are not bouncing off the walls and NFL sacking each other like linebackers or pro wrestlers. They are intwined in my feet attacking my socks. Or they are paralyzing me in my bed by lying on top of me, or under my legs to the point I don’t want to move because they are sleeping contently.
It has been a long time since I have been this happy. I have Vicki, my cab driver to thank for giving me Kelly and Anneplath. -
Can’t move.

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Puddy Papers
Puddy Papers, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @brianrrs37 on Twitter)
Professor Kingsfield
Knew nothing
About the laws
Of tiny little furballs
Nor could Anne
Have imagined the papers
My puddy’s chase
And when they run
Out of energy
They corner me
In my bed
Kelly sleeps on my side
Anneplath head of the class
The real professor
Of the Ivy Tail white tip
Not even freshmen
Their prose the law
Sexton never saw
Not ambulance chasers
Better than
The Jesus Papers
They know of which
Of my leavers
To get me to
Give them vittles
Then they sleep
While they cuddle
So if you ever
Need a Lawyer
Or a poet
They’re your trouble
Fun is fun
On the double.
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This is a hybrid poem playing off the title of a short lived legal show “The Paper Chase”. And off of Anne Sexton’s poems called “The Jesus Papers”, but is in total reference to my two new kittens.
Professor Kingsfield was a character in a fictional Ivy League college. He was played by British actor John Houseman.
And Anneplath, my kitten, has a bright ivory white tip, thus that line.
And they cuddle together when I put them in the carrier to sleep. And they own me for sure. They wrote the law of poetry on feline cuteness.