• Welcome to Brian James Rational Poet’s poetry blog

    Welcome to my poetry blog. I love reading Plath and Sexton and Dickenson and Maya. But to me, the best poets I have read are the unknows. The giants are great for sure, but the friends and locals and groups are a joy to participate in. I encourage everyone who writes poetry to be themselves. It is ok to have influences, but you should always in the end be yourself. There is only one them, and only one you.

    Let words be your canvas, show them the raw you, in all your happiness and sadness. Show them your love of nature, and empathy and kindness, but also make them think, provoke, even blaspheme. The poet’s job to me, is to never be shy or timid, but use every word in your vocabulary to paint the best pictures you can. Paint your sunrises, your sunsets, your romance, your fears. Paint your insecurities, your addictions, your successes, your tears.

    This blog is dedicated to my late mother Jane. She was my biggest supporter and never let me fall through the cracks. While she was a bit of an authoritarian growing up, that all melted away in her late years, and we grew as close as any parent child could. We had so much fun with our silly car games and rubber duckies, and counting the trees. And our wordplay games, and our thumb wrestling. And forget Yahtzee and backgammon, she always kicked my…… at that. I love you mom. I miss you horribly.

    And also my late best friend ever, Bob. He unfortunately passed away in 2017. He lived in Australia, he was a science geek, and he taught me a lot about debate, and some science. I can only grasp overall concepts, not real nitty gritty details. But he most importantly made me feel comfortable in my own skin. I miss you too Bob.

    Then there is this annoying guy from Okleeee homa, who says “tators”, and “videeeaaaa” instead of “video”. And don’t get John started on banjos. He is my best friend and he is always there for me, and I love that redneck.

    And also Dwayne, Stacey and Vicki. You saved my life all of you. Thank you.

    All poetry posted by me on this website is attached to RationalPoet@brianrrs37, handle “RationalPoet” on Twitter ,as well as “Brian James Rational Poet” on Facebook/ META. And is subject to copywrite on all my pages.

    A Special thanks to Brian Sapient of Rational Responders http://www.rationalresponders.com for hosting my poetry thread for so long. Thank you.

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    A special thanks to Zaylen of “Okay Atheists” on the Discord app, for allowing me to guest host this poetry reading available on their YouTube channel originally aired 5/22/23. Here is the link
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_ikCkc7lWE

    If you want to leave a comment to any poem, click on the BOLD title of the poem first, scroll to the bottom of the poem, and you should see a field to leave the comment in.

    UPDATE EDIT AS OF 11/13/2024. I have a new account at Bluesky Soical under the handle @rationalpoet37.bsky.social .

     

     

  • The Fast And The Spurious

    The Fast And The Spurious, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter/X)

    You are not in a movie, when using public roads
    You are not Vin Diesel, your arrogance really shows
    You step on the gas, thinking it’s a blast

    It only takes one time, dragging down that line
    Adrenaline in your veins a casket you will make
    Risking other’s lives, over stupid selfish pride

    The maker of you muscle car, won’t pay your ticket
    They won’t pay your lawyers if someone dies from it
    They won’t go to your funeral, they just profit from it

    It doesn’t make you a man, it doesn’t make you brave
    It just makes you stupid, leading to a possible grave

    Looks so much fun, in the TV ads, all that speed isn’t bad?
    One little thing, if you really squint, and can read
    At the speed of light, it is in the quantum mice print

    “Closed course, professional drivers, do not attempt”
    So do yourself a favor and don’t have contempt
    For the safety of others, or to a morgue you might be sent.

  • A Fist Full Of Bullets

    A Fist Full Of Bullets, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter/X)

    Shopping at the Dollar Store, is now a death sentence
    Being black is a crime, we must coddle white grievance
    The object fetish cult will never show repentance

    Rambo, Rambo wannabes, Oath Keepers are such sleaze
    Dirty Harry fantasy, sell more, sell more, blood orgy please
    Blame Chicago, the go to scapegoat, throw Obama in a moat

    Bangs, pops, empty clips, splattered brains, shattered hips
    Can’t even buy a bag of chips, at the checkout, the blood drips
    Bodies drop, the profit’s crop, 400million firearms aren’t enough

    We’ve had enough of your lies, NRA’s Lord Of The Flies
    Hand deadly objects out like candy, destroying lives isn’t that dandy
    Weapons of war come in handy, because the industry wants to make money

    You are all bullies cowards and wimps, the GOP are all insolent chimps
    Chumps selling you fear of tyranny, caring not of death that’s plenty
    Prayer is a long dead cliche, they don’t help in any way

    “Strict Originalists” often say, well then here’s a musket from back in the day
    On the cold concrete the bodies lay, high capacity bullets spray
    An average of 100 a day, and you assholes think more is ok?
    (end)

    FUCK THE NRA, fuck the gun cult, fuck the GOP. I hate violence, we do not need more guns. Gun violence isn’t a black problem, it isn’t a city problem, it is a volume problem, and a problem in every zip code, even the suburbs and rural. People should have the right to go outside their homes and not fear having their heads blown off. The fucking assholes on the right sell the idea that more guns makes us safer, and that is bullshit, and it is a dangerous lie and I am tired of seeing these stories on the news.

    I am white, and I am tired of white people claiming they are victims, or that if we have gun safety laws we will become a dictatorship. You have been sold fear and bullshit by the industry and by the GOP. We don’t want a dictatorship, we just want safety put before industry profits.




  • The Cornerstone Speech

    The Cornerstone Speech, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter/X)

    In 1861 a speech was made, we should now rightfully shun
    Still today, some do claim, slavery was not the game
    Some don’t understand why monuments are moved

    They argue it is erasing history’s due, they’re mislead
    Or bigots who, know the truth, but want to hide
    Promote the same old shitty white pride

    Today I heard an apologist rave, as if his knuckles
    He needed to shave, neanderthal logic, dwelling in a cave
    That most of the Rebels who fought for the South

    Didn’t own slaves. Yes you read that right.
    Even I couldn’t believe it was in my sight
    As if they were the victims of Lincoln’s tyranny

    Same old dead cacophony, dog whistle homogamy
    Whitewashing history, there is no mystery
    The Rebels had no victory

    We all know the traitor Jefferson Davis
    Robert E Lee, General, certainly famous
    Do you know the their Richmond VP?

    Take a look at the speech he wrote
    It was obvious not even a remote
    Chance of misunderstanding intent

    Alexander H. Stephens would not relent
    He expressed vehemently the war’s intent
    It was God’s order that whites were superior

    And that of blacks, they were inferior.

    So when you wonder why a monument is removed
    It isn’t to erase history, but to place in proper context
    Monuments are symbols of honor, not to be approved

    Slavery belongs in history books, not to be glorified
    As something good. Forever, forever we must remember
    The horrors of the hood, the chains and the scars, lynchings

    Amistad, Tubman, King behind bars, a motel balcony
    Edmund Pettus Bridge, Malcom X and all the dead.
    Condemn those who honor the Rebels instead.

    Blood is blood, and red is red, sleep not well
    Those who are fed, the idea that Stephens was a hero.
    (end)

    Today I heard a fucking ridiculous argument from a defender of the South using the same old Lincoln was a Republican, even going as far as to say most Soldiers who fought for the south did not own slaves. Yes some stupid fuckface argued that. It did not negate the Antebellum Plantation rich owners who did fund the Rebel government.

    I have no problem preserving history, even the horrors of the past SHOULD be preserved, in the proper context. Civil War Memorials or Monuments were built during the Reconstruction era as an afront to the loss and were meant as monuments of honor, not mere markings of history. Those monuments need to be moved, not destroyed, but moved to places where plaques in museums can say that this person was evil, and a monster and fought to keep slavery.

    There is no excuse whatsoever to defend slavery at all. Alexander H. Stephens wrote an explicit speech he gave in 1861 stating that it was “God’s will” that whites were the superior race and blacks were meant to be slaves. This was the Vice President of the Confederacy.

    And before anyone goes arguing that Lincoln was a Republican,
    which was true, back then, don’t lie about the history after. Because the parties flipped on minority rights with the Civil Rights movement and was cemented by Nixon’s Southern Strategy.

    This poem is about a specific speech as noted in the title, “The Cornerstone Speech” as to which these are the words Stephens wrote and spoke in that speech in opposition to the North.

    “Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea; its foundations are laid, its corner-stone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race is his natural and normal condition.” Alexander H. Stephens Vice President of the Confederate States.

    https://sourcebooks.fordham.edu/mod/1861stephens.asp
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornerstone_Speech
    https://www.battlefields.org/learn/primary-sources/cornerstone-speech

  • P01135809

    P01135809, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter/X)

    Mr. Spray Tan racoon man, refused to denounce
    The Ku Klux Klan. In your real caravan
    To the Fulton County Jail, was that your “plan” ?

    Spoons of silver in your mouth, you had everything
    From your birth, your abusive dad gave you no worth
    Wining was winning, to you it was everything

    No lessons of empathy, compassion for others
    You conned many out of their money
    You skirted the law for over half a century

    Even your family stole from a charity
    You talk like the mafia like John Gotti
    In code you wink, think it is funny

    Then you cry foul like the typical bully
    Falsely play victim, to avoid accountability

    You incited a mob, that got 140 officers injured
    Two of them because of your words were murdered
    That phone call was not perfect, it was considered

    All of your life you did what you wanted
    You ran over people, with no regard
    To the destruction you leave in your wake

    You are a con, a bully, narcissist and fake.

    Now you are being, held to account
    You never imagined it would come about
    Like a petulant child you mope and shout

    The best at the worst but you are the first
    President with a mugshot, and I hope that hurts
    But you are incapable of feeling remorse

    If there is justice it will take it’s course
    And you will have a 6 by 5, still be incapable
    Of understanding why

    You did nothing but waste your life
    Wining by cheating, winning by bullying
    Winning by coning, winning by grifting

    You will never be in the ranks
    Of Jimmy Carter, or Harriet Tubman
    You never be a compassionate human

    You will always be that frightened child
    Insecure acting tough and wild
    You will never be meek or mild

    Humility you’ve never had
    Your poison hatred always angry and mad
    You care only for yourself, and that is sad

    Now you’ve got something, you’ve truly earned
    A process number, you never learned
    Fair play and decency, you will always be a bully.

  • Pin Prick Parlor Trick

    Pin Prick Parlor Trick, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter/X)

    At 3 PM they claim the news was grim
    A spear in the side had done him in
    Friday forsaken, his fame had cashed in

    Sunday surprise the zombie arose
    His body in a tomb not long for repose
    Can’t you see the holes in his hands

    How can this be a sacrifice, if he didn’t stay dead
    I see a mere pin prick, flaws in this logic
    Saw the woman in half, chalk it up to magic

    How can we call this brief stunt a miracle or tragic?
    Just like the fall of Adam and Eve, nobody born after
    Gets a reprieve, genocidal flood, humanity received

    Jesus offered like the virgin in the volcano
    Or the cow and goat, bath in their blood
    Then cheer and gloat, as you slit their throat

    A spear in the side, multiple times
    A crown of thorns, on his head adorns
    Out of ignorance new myths are born

    Rigor mortis is the kink in this story
    They leave it out because it’s too gory

    Remiss I would be if I did not mention
    All cells in his body would cease to function
    All of his organs too with no compunction

    Yet abracadabra is the magic word
    Make a legend out of the absurd

    Forget that hypoxia would set in
    No oxygen to his brain
    Nothing his for lungs to gain

    Despite the real science
    They believe in defiance
    They grovel every Sabbath

    In knelt compliance, it’s a séance
    Without a ghost, or a real host
    Of this fiction they love to boast

    Mental coin, pulled from behind their ear
    Out of the black top hat they pulled a white hare
    False bottoms, slight of hand, slight of mind

    This parlor trick is easy to unwind.
    (end)

    The myth of the death story of Jesus is scientifically absurd. If one were to literally kill someone in the manor the bible implies happened, every cell and organ in that body would be irreversibly dead, and hours later rigor mortis would set in. There is no coming back from that.

    What I mean by pin prick is that seems pretty tame for only a day and a half, if you believe the timeline of Friday afternoon to Sunday. Not to mention he didn’t stay dead, which would be a real sacrifice like the soldiers of D-Day.

    “Parlor Trick” is metaphor for how people willfully trick themselves into believing this myth, like really wanting to believe the woman was sawed in half rather than consider someone made up the story. Basically willful ignorance allows them to fool themselves like a magician does relying on suspension of disbelief.

















  • The Epitaph Of Nuance

    The Epitaph Of Nuance, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter/X)

    There can be no subtlety, no grey fluctuation
    No mediation, no mosaic of different manifestations
    The McMedia, X marks the spot, limited characters
    Are all you’ve got , simplistic rage entitlement hits the spot

    Law books are endless, and in law school, only a fool
    Would believe Judy’s court is real, good it makes you feel
    If the onion layers you peal, the rot of mind is revealed
    Satisfaction in a nanosecond, fondant saccharin killed

    Our ability to see complexity, leading to declivity
    Dark is stone set and it’s enemy is light
    Dawn and dusk the merger, fading out of sight
    We cannot see the palm and pine as both trees

    Pick a side and start the fight, Ford vs Chevy
    Manchester vs Arsenal, perineal is this bevy
    Of lines, arbitrary, vastly unnecessary
    Stir up controversy, show no mercy

    The most trivial of of events are shiny objects
    Thrown as bones to a fearful public fed division
    To keep wallets and purses and checkbooks empty
    Useful to the powerful, give them a cause because

    Allah needs to kill Jesus, and Jesus, needs to kill Allah
    And that pesky Jew over there is the troublemaker
    And those rapists south of the border, and drag queens
    They are all your enemy, cant you see, pay your cult leaders

    More money, and they will keep you happy with your hate
    God is always on the side of the justified, and meanwhile
    You cant pay your rent, you cant buy a car, your home
    Is about to be foreclosed on, and they keep selling lies.

    Simplicity is the recipe for your demise
    So don’t act surprised, that you cant understand
    Things like selection bias and sample rate error
    Or Occam’s Razor, or the fallacy of Pascal’s Wager

    No, you’re stuck on ducks and camo and dynasty
    And pro wrestling, and cop shows where the
    Crime is solved in an hour, and standing for flags
    All that short attention span, takes away your power

    For reason, it’s mind treason, the opiate is pleasing
    For it gives you false comfort, it’s teasing
    Dragging you away from understanding
    Nuance.

  • Murder Hornets

    Murder Hornets, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter)

    Honey or bumble don’t want to rumble
    With this monster Asian giant hornet
    Worse than a bee in your bonnet
    It won’t sing you a sonnet

    If it wants their hive they are on it
    Mandibles pruning shears, cut off
    The heads at the thorax like a guillotine
    Like snaping twigs over one’s knee

    The heads of their victims litter
    The forest floor, or farmers lot
    Paris scull catacombs they plot
    The larvae their food they’ve got

    Storm troopers with stingers
    Major league killers are ringers
    A swarm of black and yellow reapers
    Honey they steal for keepers

    Oh what a design how compassion and kind
    Of these creatures with efficiently deadly features
    Seems like the maker of such, a disturbed boy
    With a new Gi Joe toy, who likes pulling the heads off.

    So he was sitting up in the clouds, thinking out loud
    Or silently, what can I make myself to amuse myself
    Something efficiently cruel to one of my other creations?

    Yes, that’s it, it will fit in nicely with the lioness suffocating
    The live zebra calf , by it’s throat , right after it was born,
    While the others in the pride, out of it’s guts are torn
    And roar, WE WANT MORE.

    But I guess that is what I should expect from a bored
    Psychotic god, who watched with folded arms
    As Anne Frank was marched to her death.

    But we are the Murder Hornets ourselves
    Minus the excuse of not knowing better
    We spend infinite energy dreaming of ways
    To kill each other in war

    Defeat of another does not equal immortality
    It is is a temporary win, death is always the prize
    As with all other life, the murder hornet also dies.
    (end)

    I get that life eats other life, I have no moral problem with that when you take a super natural cause out of the mix. But, once someone claims there is an all loving all powerful being concerned about human well being, it makes no sense at all. But ok, lets leave humans out of it. What possibly could benefit an all powerful God to watch one species become efficiently genocidal, like animals are lab rats to this god.

    Point being, Asian Giant Hornets do what all groups of the same species do, they seek to survive. It is brutal, and it is cruel to the victims, but it is beneficial to the hornet hive. Life in reality has some very harsh things to face, like what life has to do to survive.

    But again, if you have the capability, like with your cat or dog to prevent harm to it, you would. It simply makes no sense that any life or humans should suffer if you are postulating an all loving God.

  • Drapetomania

    Drapetomania, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter/X)

    DeSantis postulated that slaves
    Were better off because
    They learned new skills

    Amnesia is not his ill, but of ignorance
    He will take advantage of at will

    “Dr” Cartwright long before this
    Modern swill, gives my bones a chill
    Slaves who had taken flight

    He proclaimed a mental disorder
    In 1851 before the first Civil War guns

    Not be let the captives indulge in comfort
    Or to see themselves as equal to the master
    This would create the malady of wanting freedom

    After “familiarity”, keep your distance be
    And punish them accordingly until
    “They fall into that submissive state”

    The master shall not appose the Deity’s will
    “The Almighty declared he should be
    “The submissive knee bender”

    “Whip the devil out of them”
    Was Samuel’s remedy. Today we fail to see
    Too far outside that history

    The unheard whistle heard as loud
    As thunderclap to the sane
    We will not repeat this again

    DeSantis postulated that slaves
    Were better off because
    They learned new skills

    I have two words for you Ron
    FUCK YOU!
    (end)

    There was an Antebellum crackpot doctor named Samuel A. Cartwright who postulated a fake mental disorder called “Drapetomania” for slaves basically saying that if slave owners or masters treated them too well they would get a taste for something God did not give them the right to have. YES, more fucking proof that the bible was used to condone slavery. And how convenient a crackpot telling the sickos what they wanted to hear.

    “Amnesia is not his ill” means DeSantis knows better but doesn’t care.

    So when you hear people like DeSantis today making a sick argument that remember our history and why when he says sick shit like that it has to be called out every time.

    This was really part of our history unfortunately.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drapetomania

  • The Void

    The Void, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter/X)

    The safari with no camera, the Everest with no peak
    The pipeline with no North Shore, my poem yet to speak
    The symphony with no instruments, words unwritten bleak

    I went to the well, it was dry as a bone
    I found my self in the desert
    I was all alone

    The sushi with no rice, not a sliver of even fish
    The restaurant never opened
    The salmon had no dish

    I went to the cupboard, to find me a mug
    I had no coffee to brew
    I had no morning drug

    The sun with no fuel, it was about to die
    The sky writer with no smoke
    The riverbed cracked and dry

    I went to the library, not a single book
    I looked at the jury, guilty verdict shook
    I picked up my pen, but the poem never took

    The painter with no palate, the player with no goal
    The pop star with no song, the shoal with no school
    The void in the interim, my writer’s block very cruel.
    (end)

    I am stuck in the worst doldrum I have had in while it sucks.



  • Bimble Bumble Jumble

    Bimble Bumble Jumble, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet On FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter/X)

    Leisurely pace with a happy face
    Doopty doopty doo

    Inquisitive look at which flower to pluck
    Doopty doopty doo

    Clovers of four bring me luck
    Doopty doopty doo

    Dance and buzz the honey bee loves
    Doopty doopty doo

    Fetch a stick give a face a lick
    Doopty doopty doo

    Chase the twine pet purr fine
    Doopty doopty doo

    Goofy face lights up the place
    Doopty doopty doo

    The cub bear romps with no care
    Doopty doopty doo

    Feet swing while we joyfully sing
    Doopty doopty doo

    Take some time to make up a rhyme
    Doopty doopty doo
    (end)

    Just a silly poem about finding time to be silly and have fun.
    “Doopty doopty doo” is a made up silly sound I imagine a happy cat or dog thinks to themselves while they are doing something fun. Or when a bee is happy telling the other bees where the honey is by dancing.