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Welcome to Brian James Rational Poet’s poetry blog
Welcome to my poetry blog. I love reading Plath and Sexton and Dickenson and Maya. But to me, the best poets I have read are the unknows. The giants are great for sure, but the friends and locals and groups are a joy to participate in. I encourage everyone who writes poetry to be themselves. It is ok to have influences, but you should always in the end be yourself. There is only one them, and only one you.
Let words be your canvas, show them the raw you, in all your happiness and sadness. Show them your love of nature, and empathy and kindness, but also make them think, provoke, even blaspheme. The poet’s job to me, is to never be shy or timid, but use every word in your vocabulary to paint the best pictures you can. Paint your sunrises, your sunsets, your romance, your fears. Paint your insecurities, your addictions, your successes, your tears.
This blog is dedicated to my late mother Jane. She was my biggest supporter and never let me fall through the cracks. While she was a bit of an authoritarian growing up, that all melted away in her late years, and we grew as close as any parent child could. We had so much fun with our silly car games and rubber duckies, and counting the trees. And our wordplay games, and our thumb wrestling. And forget Yahtzee and backgammon, she always kicked my…… at that. I love you mom. I miss you horribly.
And also my late best friend ever, Bob. He unfortunately passed away in 2017. He lived in Australia, he was a science geek, and he taught me a lot about debate, and some science. I can only grasp overall concepts, not real nitty gritty details. But he most importantly made me feel comfortable in my own skin. I miss you too Bob.
Then there is this annoying guy from Okleeee homa, who says “tators”, and “videeeaaaa” instead of “video”. And don’t get John started on banjos. He is my best friend and he is always there for me, and I love that redneck.
And also Dwayne, Stacey and Vicki. You saved my life all of you. Thank you.
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A Special thanks to Brian Sapient of Rational Responders http://www.rationalresponders.com for hosting my poetry thread for so long. Thank you.
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Need To Adjust
Need To Adjust, By Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @brianrrs37 on @Twitter)
I find no need
To follow such seed
I put no value
In holy people’s collars
The True Scotsman fallacy
Makes everyone right
And everyone wrong
Depending on point of view
Here is what
I think humans should do
Leave mythology behind
Tribalism must die
Killing over
A “hero” in the sky
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Intelligent Design
Intelligent Design, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter)
The pressure on my spine
In my lower back
I cant go either way
My body under attack
I cannot pass, I cannot pee
The medicine is not working
What is wrong with me?
I love feeling impacted
My colon is a stuffed sausage
My bladder
A bloated water balloon
Been to the E.R over this before
Going back would be too soon
And the anxiety of inability
Is keeping me up at night
But this perfect being
Got my body right
And such a daily test
I’ll consider him an asshole
For putting anyone through this
But that is minor by comparison
Than say a kid with cancer
Or Jews in a gas chamber
And this sky monster
Sits and watches
And lets it happen
No matter if even innocent
And lucky me
This sky daddy
Put me in a country
Full of right wing pricks
Who think health care
Is a luxury
These are your people
Oh mighty one?
Profit off of illness
What that of insurance?
Fuck you if you’ve none
Die quickly, pay or suffer
Yet this makes sense
When you read the first commandment
It isn’t about human welfare
It is all about him.
Its as if we are an afterthought
A bored brat made
Us his toys, his lab rats
His pawns, oh how perfect
It is, to not be able to shit for days.
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This is a serious poem. I am ok, but still in some discomfort that is causing me anxiety. My primary doctor didn’t do shit but take my pulse and told me to stop taking one med and get more fiber in my diet. Well when I stopped taking that med, I couldn’t pee, so fuck him, I am going to keep taking it until I run out. But I think the fiber is also backing me up, too much, too little, cant find that balance.
But right now it is manageable but annoying as fuck. And when I think about very serious problems like cancer and watching my mother die a slow painful death after her decision to do nothing more medically. It isn’t a matter of hating a real God. I can’t hate Darth Vader either. Just don’t insult my intellect by trying to claim an all powerful sky daddy made us in his image? If he cant get bloated and backed up and have an impacted colon, then he isn’t all powerful. If he can, he isn’t perfect. Or better yet, he doesn’t exist and my health problems are simply a result of a flawed reality for all life. -
In A Rush
In A Rush, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter)
On the Knight
Of the city of hills
A Ficus on his heals
Two daughters
Lived below
Sarah everyone knows
Blond and buxom
But not my type
I dreamed of sister Jackie
All day and night
Brunette and slender
The kind I remember
I wanted to date her
She was yet another
Crush in my youth
I watched on the tube
Pining to grow up
And be attractive to
Her type. I was
In a rush to age
Now looking back
I had lost track
Jackie was a dream
Elusive to me
Now I can see
It was mere fantasy
Time has taught me
It would never be.
I tortured myself
To be somebody else
And like Henry
I was clumsy
I slid of the couch
So easily, I was goofy
I was shaky in the presence
Of someone like Jackie
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This poem is about the character Jacky Rush on the sitcom “Too Close For Comfort” story line based in San Francisco. There was an episode where Jackie complained that her sister Sarah was prettier than she was and always got the guys. I didn’t understand that at the time because I had a huge crush on Jackie and not Sarah.
Henry( played by Ted Knight) is the father on the show. The two early twenties daughters live in the basement apartment in the show. Monroe Ficus is the awkward goofy guy friend of the two girls and Henry eventually lets him move into the attic apartment in season 4.
Point is I never understood what people find attractive or why I felt the ladies didn’t find me attractive. Back then. But now older and wiser it simply amounts to you cant help whom you are attracted to, and for some reason I was attracted to the slim brunette Jackie and not the buxom blond sister Sarah.
One of the running jokes on the show is Henry could never sit properly on the girl’s couch in their apartment because it was floppy and new age and you had to know how to sit on it correctly to stay put, but Henry always slid off the couch or flipped over backwards trying to sit on it. -
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If you notice a spelling error, especially with names, please point it out. I am not a perfect person and I do try to follow the red line under every word, but sometimes even then I miss it. It would really help me out, thank you.
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Dangling On The Noose
Dangling On The Noose, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37)
These ladies so fair
Were hardly that
They were monsters
Who unleashed their wrath
Muzzled shepherds
At their side
Nazi guards
Hitler’s pride
They got their due
For what they did
Hyenas and Beasts
Would soon be dead
The gallows’ noose
Around their heads
Paradies, Becker
Klaff, Steinhoff,
Barkmann, the trucks
Backed up, and off the back
They were pushed,
Left to twist, they were no good.
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After the surrender of Germany and death of that vile pile of shit Hitler, many of the camp guards were put on trial and sentenced to death by hanging. Many of these guards were female.
Elizabeth Becker, Gerda Steinhoff, Wanda Klaff, Ewa Paradies were female guards that brutalized their victims in unimaginable fashion. They were executed with male Nazi officials on July 4th 1946 in Biskupia Gorka (Stolzenberg) near Danzig Poland. Other names not mentioned in the poem Johann Pauls and Ema Bailhardt.
The horrors of the Holocaust must always be remembered as a lesson as to not what to do to your fellow human beings.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stutthof_trials#:~:text=First%20Stutthof%20trial,-During%20the%20first&text=Twelve%20were%20sentenced%20to%20death,%2C%20by%20short%2Ddrop%20hanging. -
Sylvia’s Response,
Sylvia’s Response, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter)
Oh you ask me
Why my end
In such graphic
Dastardly fashionI had a pain
Unique to me
I know it is hard
To imagineTed my muse
Went astray
Left me alone
With kids and frayBut you know
That isn’t the real reason
I had an obsession
I did wellPills
And a porch
Driving into the river
My existenceMakes you shiver
But in that darkness
I deliver, images
Of hooks of tulipsAnd racing redcoats
And reflective glass
And words dead
On arrival, stillbornAnd fungus plants
I know you will
Be loyal
And keep me aliveMy disquieting muses
Will always thrive.
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This poem I wrote in response to another person’s poem addressing Sylvia Plath’s tortured life and why her poetry and memory need to be kept alive.
The imagery is a ode to her poem words and titles. Those who are deeply familiar with Sylvia Plath’s work will get this. If you don’t go read her works. -
Petrichor
Petrichor, By Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter)
#Petrichor
Makes life
Richer
The hero
That takes
Away
The sting
Of the heat
A cold compress
Leaves it
In defeat
You breath
A sigh of relief
Like leaving
A sauna.
#vss365 #poetry #WritingCommunity
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The Last Scoundrel
The Last Scoundrel, By Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter)
The slick apologist
Will always insist
I am not interpreting it
Correctly, that the verse
Story, allegory, is metaphor
Not to be taken literally
Oh how convenient
Their interpretation
Matches their desires
Never mind that others
Can read those same words
And come to different conclusions
And thus all the confusion
Who gets to decide
The words that reside
Under the same book
Where anyone can look
And read the same thing
Yet no one can agree
And the sub sects
Are never in harmony
Homosexuality
“Abomination”
Thrust on thee
But ignore the
Shellfish, be selfish
With blended fabric
Who gets to decide
Out of all the factions
What is meant as a story
And when to take
Literal actions
I am just saying
This argument isn’t swaying
“Metaphor” is a dodge
To avoid the hodgepodge
Cobbled book. Ambiguous
Enough so that anyone can
Make it say what they want. -
The Lion
We three roommates be
Were in great need
Of a place to bed
So you query
What’s your worry
Ok, I willTell you our story
Our landlord
Gave us a great discount
On this pad we had pounced
But unannounced
And to our surprise
A lion walked in one day
Weeks after we arrived
It followed us around
So we we complained
She was passionately
Insistent that it stayed
“It won’t growl
It won’t bite
Don’t you fret
Get some sleep tonight
It doesn’t growl
It doesn’t bite”
I said, “It does seem
Friendly enough
I can scratch his belly
Ruffle his tuft
But what happens
When things get ruff?
What if he gets
An infected tooth
What if he gets
A splinter in his paw
What if he’s got a fever
Doesn’t feel good at all?”
I was worried
Danger would befall
Shredded to pieces
I wouldn’t exist at all
And so too, that apartment
I was, we were, through
Then a sound something
Faint, maybe mildly louder
I don’t remember
I do remember Howard
And I joking about
The 3 way
That didn’t happen
In the Penthouse Forums
With that redhead scientist
As we packed
The moving van
As we left
I do remember
Pulling back my blanket
In such a foggy manor
Boy I’m glad that’s over.
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This poem is about a real bizarre dream I had right before writing this. Howard the character from TBBT was in my dream, no I didn’t have the
TV on during my dream. My other roommate’s face I never really saw. -
Root Beer
Root Beer, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter)
I could buy the pair of you
A Satin scratch post
And diamond incrusted
Food dishes
Ok, no I couldn’t
But it wouldn’t matter
If I could, you two
Wouldn’t botherMy little angel Kelly
And my Jet Lee
Dark poet
Anneplath kitty
You love being silly
Tunnelling through
The soda box empty
Ambush the game
A combat range
The root beer bunker
What could be funnier
Than to watch you plunder
Easy to amuse, I’ve lit the fuse
The funhouse, cardboard
Until you flatten it
As flat as a wafer
It is your caper
Until worn out
And it wears you out
Until you curl up
On my bed, next to me
Tuckered out. I’m glad
I found, your funhouse
No need for a rubber mouse.
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My cats love tunneling through my 12 pack empty root beer boxes, it is their favorite toy. Problem is they don’t understand that if they flatten it they cant play in it, so I have to frequently get up to make it stand up again.