Porn Star Hero, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter/X)

Spunking in the room, with her head down low
He had a shroom dick, he didn’t want to show
He heard the chuckle of the star, his pickle did shrink
She spanked him so hard with his own magazine
That one “Har har”, just blew him away
Saw Stormy in his eyes, and the very next day

Got a once loyal lawyer, to pay off an NDA
He knew how to con it, and he knew for sure
That one “har har”, about his tiny hands
Late night comics, would have their chance
Just one “har har”, became endless dick jokes
The orange Cheeto, has no chicken to choke
So he started crying, ain’t never gonna stop
Gonna keep on crying, about his tiny little cock

She’s a porn star hero, got him on trial
She’s a porn star hero,
She’ laughed one “har har” (had shroom in her hands)
Porn star hero(shroom in her hands) didn’t come that night

In hotel with a name, and his ass was really sore
Thought he’d get spanked, just a little bit more
A jury now looks to the past, and that day insane
And her one “har har”, will make his whole life change
Now he’ll keep on choking, he will never stop
Gonna keep on choking, his chicken will never never pop

She’s a porn star hero, got him on trial
She’s a porn star hero, got him on trail
THAT ONE HAR HAR, got him on trail
Porn star hero, gonna spank him in court.