The Dog Waiting At The Front Door. EDIT AND A CAUTIONARY TALE.

The Agnetha Faltskog page was legit, but some fucking asshole was pretending to be her by liking and hearting posts, without communicating with anyone. I didn’t know this until this morning but what people do is get you to click on the like to figure out who liked the post, then click on the thumbs up and it takes you to another fake page.

Now that is not to say you cannot talk to celebrities ever. I have and some of them are very real and they do interact with you. BUT YOU HAVE TO BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL. Best policy is to never communicate in DM and especially never give out your personal info. Real honest celebrities will never ask you for personal info in DM OR PM.

The Dog Waiting At The Front Door, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter/X.

One of the fab four, we all know as lore
Any one of them would do, waiting at the door
For 40 years, I longed, never expecting, then today

She sang in disco French asking “Do you want to”
To sing of lost battles in Waterloo, knowing me
I don’t want to talk, I want to shout, “I GOT A LIKE”

Watch out, it is true, I got a like, I got a like
I got a like from you! Yngwie rocked gimme
in honor of you. Fia-Spel is the game for thee

Rock me, roll me, I am so happy, on and on
Friday night when I made that post
Not expecting a response to show

One of us is crying, tears of joy
When I was a young teen boy
I would look at your Magic album

And became the dog waiting at the front door.
And I am still that dog waiting at the door
Because my heart broke and broke some more

Like many cons we’ve seen before
One pretending to be her wanted to lure
A sucker in to DM OR PM to get some loot

Ask you for your private info too boot
So be careful and do try to be wise
You don’t want your wallet to have a surprise
(end)

I got a like commenting on her official merch FB page from Agnetha Faltskog that was FAKE. Fortunately I never gave out personal info so no harm done. But now I look like a fucking jackass because I bragged about it all day yesterday to my friends only to tell them now I was wrong.


3 responses to “The Dog Waiting At The Front Door. EDIT AND A CAUTIONARY TALE.”

    • Thank you. I didn’t really earn anything. But I did have fantasies about meeting them or talking to them, and as i got older knowing they had disbanded in the 80s Those thoughts died. Never got to see them in concert. But I will take what I can get.

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  1. Turned out it was not the real Agnetha. I have talked to other real celebrities before I just jumped the gun on this one. You have to be careful. The page I posted on was legit, but some asshole was liking and hearting all the posts I simply got caught up in the moment.

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