Mice Print, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @brianrrs37 on Twitter)

Disclaimer: this poem
Is intended for mature audiences
Viewer discretion advised

What, were you surprised?
Not available in Florida
Especially not Mar A Lago

See store for details
For external use only
I’m being serious, not silly

Mel Brooks study
Are the Spaceballs credits
That funny?

Void where prohibited
Keep out of reach of Hannity
If you want to keep your sanity.

Screw that extended warrantee
What did you expect of me
You had a purple plaid squirrel

In your yard, cant you read?
Your forever stamp was upside down
You think this disclaimer

Makes me look like a clown?
I don’t like to frown
UPS doesn’t deliver to your town

This isn’t making sense?
You’re spewing coffee I can sense
Read this at your own risk

Don’t you hate mice print?
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