Catsup On The Walls, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @brianrrs37 on Twitter)

Somewhere in the Sunshine State
There is one lonely pissed of dude
And the Lake is the real swamp

He didn’t want to lose
But he’s got his bucket of chicken
And his taco salad

Botched is what Karen
Called the election
Arizonan’s know BS

When they see it
She doesn’t want to believe it
Oh, I meant “Kari” lost it

Cardinal sin, if you don’t win
The Suns are on the side of Hobbs
The orange diamondback

In Mar A Lago sobs
His minions lost their jobs
The Senate he did cost them

Katsup, catsup, mess up
I’d really hate to be
The janitor working for he
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