Grand Kittyfied Theory, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB and @brianrrs37 on Twitter)

Schrodinger
Must have
Not known
Better

Poison in a box
Where does he
Get off
Making such a fetter?

Just like
The Second law
Just like we all know
Gravity to the ground you go

If you have a puddy
You already know
That bed is theirs
Not yours

They’ll sprawl on it
You want the couch?
You might as well
Forget it

If they sleep
In your lap
Forget getting up
For anything

They’ll caterwaul
At the break of dawn
They want their breakfast
It’s your wakeup call

They’ll slalom
Around your legs
If you trip from such
It’s the price we pay

They want in
And out every day
A paw under the door
On the throne they’ll play

Privacy?
No way, no way
Grand Kittyfied Theory
It’s their game

We have to face it
It is a fact
They own us
We love their act.
(end)

Fun poem for cat lovers.