Joseph’s Got A Friend, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @brianrrs37 on Twitter)

Joseph is a friend
You’ve read, he’s been a good friend of mine
But crazy things are claimed, and they’re hard to define
Joseph’s got himself a virgin, and I’m going to make her mine

And I’m watching with my omni eyes
And Joseph’s loving her with his body I already know it
I’m going to send Gabriel in late late at night
You know I took

Joseph’s girl
He wished he had his own girl
When can she find a sky daddy like that?

I won’t play along with the charade
It takes two sets of DNA to be made
God feels so peeper when they start talking cute
Joseph won’t have her, so the point is always moot

Cause I’m watching them with my omni eyes
And Joseph’s loving her with his body I already know it
I’ll send Gabriel in late late at night
You know I took

Joseph’s girl
I took, I took Joseph’s girl
He’ll never bag a virgin like that

And he’s looking over his shoulder all the time
Wondering what he could seed
I think it’s funny, pulling the wool over his eyes
Isn’t that the way a con should be?

Tell him, he’ll never bag a virgin like that.

You know he’ll never bag a virgin like that

Joseph’s girl
He wished he had his own girl
I took, I took, Joseph’s girl
(end)

If you are a product of the 1980s this needs no explanation as to what it a parody of.