Sharpie Man, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter)

Klan shirt, Putin shoes
Rikers is where I’m going to
Spray tan face , red tie
My sycophants don’t even question why

MAGAS kiss my ass just as fast as they can
White nationalist go crazy about Sharpie Man

Small crotch, mushroom dong
I can’t even go that long
Fart stinks, dick is thin
When I pull it out I’m going to bore you in
Stormy went running as fast as she can
Cause sane people cant stand the Sharpie Man

I brag about my bat
I always lie because it’s short and fat
Libido fades, premature
Broken Sharpie and getting no love

MAGAs kiss my ass just as fast as they can
White Nationalist go crazy about a Sharpie Man.