1042, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter)

1042, what is my brain going to do
I was taking a nap in the afternoon
It was the address I had to get to

Have you ever heard of shepherd’s pie pizza?
That was baked in the oven in my head
This was my delivery, I dreamt of while in bed

My co worker and I couldn’t get the order right
We kept on working on the pizzas all through the night
Every attempt a failure, the crust was such a fright

Finally I reach the apartment complex
And run into the actor they call Tex
You may remember in Ace Ventura

Rescuing a dog from a brawny brainless brute
Walker rescuing Alex Cahill from a mountain so remote
Tex Cobb chewed my ear off while the pizza got cold

I couldn’t fill out my time card no more pizzas to be sold
You say this makes no sense, it isn’t meant to be
Hooky of the mind, in slumber that I see.
(end)

So this afternoon I fall asleep and suddenly I am back working at a pizza chain I used to work for and we couldn’t make the pizzas right and kept screwing them up. So we ended up making a small split pea pizza, but in real life I changed it to shepherd’s pie because I couldn’t figure out how to make split pea work, sounded too goofy. As if shepherd’s pie isn’t as bad.

So I finally get to the apartment complex and the actor Russell Craig also known as “Tex Cobb” was not my delivery but a suspicious guy talking my ear off in the parking lot, and I had to trick him into leaving me alone by telling him 1042 which was on the opposite side of the building in my dream, just so I could drive way from him.

So I finally get to the elderly couple’s apartment, and because it took so long I gave the the pizzas for free. But when I got back my shift was over and I forgot to clock in so I couldn’t find my time card to clock out. Then my cell phone in real life woke me up and that was the end of a very bizarre dream.