Free Will With Fries And A Shake, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet On FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter/x)

Lucifer, “Hey God, wanna make a bet?”
God, “Sure, but I knew you were going to bet me”
Lucifer, ” I bet I can fuck up Adam and Eve’s day”

God, “No way, or yes way, I still have the final say”
Lucifer, “You know that tree in where the garden lay?”
God, “Yea, I put it there knowing they would ignore me”

Lucifer, “Ok, Five card draw, duces, aces, one eyed faces are wild”
God, “What do we use for the poker chips?”
Lucifer, ” Come on God, Adam and Eve, you already knew that.”

Adam, ” You’re a dog, you’re a tree, I need another human, I am lonely”
Eve, “Here I am, I magically popped out of your rib”
Adam, ” Ummmm. pork ribs, yummy, lets have some pork ribs for lunch”

Eve, “You have to watch your figure, let me consult this talking snake to see”
Lucifer, ” Try this fruit, good for your figure”
Eve, ” Holy crap this is good, I have to tell Adam”

Eve, ” Adam, this charming reptile gave me this luscious fruit”
Adam, ” Don’t steal the picknick basket, the ranger wouldn’t like it”
Eve, ” You are such a fuddy duddy, come on, live a little for once”

Adam, “I suppose you are right, hey, this isn’t so bad.”
Eve, “Holy crap why are we naked?”
Adam, “Lets grab a medieval artist to pant belly buttons on us.”

Eve, “Even though we are supposed to be the first humans?”
Adam, “Lilith was the first woman not you, wait, how did I know that?”
Lucifer, ” You ate from the tree of knowledge”

God, ” Yea, the one I put there but did not have to. “
Lucifer, “In a bet we both set up that you didn’t know about.”
Adam and Eve, ” How can you punish us for that?”

God, “Because I am a dick.”
Lucifer, “And I am dick’s sidekick.
Adam and Eve, “So what happens to us now?”

God, ” You die, even know I am responsible for creating Lucifer”
Lucifer, ” This is a boon for me, I get to play bad guy forever”
God, “Yep, I need you like Yoda needs Darth Vader.”

Free will with fries and a shake
Not any sense does this story make
How is this a choice, if they had no voice?
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