Based On A True Neanderthal, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter/X)

Gary, Gary, quite on the contrary
Your wife is not a seal
When she runs to the kitchen

To get a meal, you took the labels off
The cans, in order “to gain her trust”
This isn’t a form of couple’s therapy

Though you insist this must
Be the order of things
The privilege God’s patriarchy brings

This is just a dog he trains
Eve is to blame for the fall of man
Her crime was trying to be equal you claim

Pleistocene neanderthal, Gary Garry
You are insane, take your misogynistic brain
Stick it on the thrown, and flush it down the drain.
(end)

This poem is based on a social media page I just went to and it was an asshole calling himself a “theologian”. This butthole wants to turn back the clock on women’s rights, and thinks biblical Patriarchy is good and that “Women fell because they tried to be equal to men”.

He claims he is giving his wife “therapy” to gain his “trust” by pealing off all the labels off all the cans in the kitchen and telling her to simply “trust” him to know which can is the one she wants. This isn’t therapy, this is like training a seal or a dog. Right wing MAGA Christians are nuts. They are not very far away from becoming the Christian Taliban.