Little Blue Bird, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrs37 on Twitter)

Little blue bird, you are a turd
You know this stunt is absurd
You have billions
Or haven’t you heard

Just like your rocket
You cant fucking hack it
Blow up your own app
Why did you buy it?

Fired brilliant people
Down to a skeleton crew
Your thumb up your ass
You don’t know what to do

It was on the DOW, but somehow
You managed to screw
All those investors
And your customer’s too

When is enough, enough
For you,
The billions you make
Not enough for you.

We are your lab rats
I guess you think that
Reward all your ass kissing
Sycophants

Can’t make enough money
Selling add space
Crappy check mark
Limited rates