Children’s Bible, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter)

The MAGA wing scared of rainbows
And beer cans and Target’s cloths
Have no problem with Hooters
And Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders

And when you go to the doctors office
There’s always a children’s bible somewhere
With cute stories about Noah saving his family
And saving two of all other cute species

Spurious it would seem to me, to call the Bible
“The Good Book”, funny how they leave out
The graphic parts, like Lot and his daughters
Or David and Philistine foreskins, as a dowery

They are worried about rainbows
When on both coasts at the beach
We see skin all the time, and nobody
Thinks kids seeing that is sexualizing anything

Moms, I am quite sure, go into the Walmart
With their little boys, into the women’s underwear
To shop for themselves, I’ve seen the packaging
Passing by to the men’s section

Lacy and some thin and some boosting
And I am sure dads take their little girls
Down the men’s isle where they see
Men in boxer’s and briefs on the packaging

But these same MAGA republicans
Are worried about a rainbow?
This isn’t about a rainbow
This is about buying into fear

Buying into bigotry, being insecure.
Let me clue you in MAGA
You cannot be magically turned gay
You cannot be magically turned lesbian

And there is no
Junk slicing
Of kids
Unless you are Catholic or Jewish.