My Left Foot, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB/META and @Brianrrs37 on Twitter)

Why do you park there
What is it,
What is so fascinating
The smell of my sock?

My foot my foot
Is as hard as a rock.
I hold no understanding
Stock

You curl up
And close your eyes
Slumber land
And dreams of twine

You have to know
My foot is mine
You paralyze me
I’m in a bind

I cannot move
It’s bathroom time
I’ll break your sleep
And annoy your mind

Kelly Kelly
Why not sleep on my belly?
My foot you tickle
It’s goofy and silly

Kelly Kelly
You own me
My foot your pillow
Off to dream.
(end)

Kelly loves sleeping on my foot. Don’t ask me why.